“He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why they love me, and partly why they leave.”
Jeanette Winterson (via middlenameconfused)
do you ever just realize “wow my voice is so ugly”
the walk of shame back from the toilets in a restaurant is the worst bit. you know you pooped. and no pee could have taken that long, so everyone else has a good idea that you probably pooped. people know.
they know about the poop you just did.